Answers from the HiveMind: Tits on a bull

The Question So who has heard someone say “shit the bed” in reference to someone screwing something up. is that a phrase people use? what other hilarious phrases have i been missing out on?

What did you say???

“Behind the line”

“he/she really shit in the bathtub”

“ass clown”

“Shit in one hand, wish in the other; see which weighs more”

“I smell what you’re stepping in.”

“Tough titty little kitty. Don’t cry over spilt milk”

“Makes as much sense as tits on a bull”

“Shitstorm”

“On the quits” – something is broken.

“Sweet as a nut”

“ Nuttier than squirrel poop”

“shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one fills up first.”

“como mono”…. when Spaniards see a cute baby, they say “oh, like a monkey!”

“Like shit on a brick dog house”

“it’s time to get the poop grouped.”

“shine up a turd”

“grody commodey” which translates to gross toilet.

“You really screwed the pooch on this one.”

“Well, shit the bed, Fred!”

“bat shit crazy”

“As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs”

“crazy as a rat in a tin shithouse”

“Christ on a bicycle!”

“Christ on a cracker”

“ah shit da bed!”

“f#@* the dog”. It may have been a translation issue.

“Slicker than snot on a door knob”

“fuck a duck”

“screwed the pooch”

“I didn’t know whether to shit or go blind”

“Did you shoot yourself for a yellow dog?”

“Does a Jenny pee in the woods?!”

“cocking up”

“Oh cock”.

“Shit the bed” means to die, usually. As in, “my truck shit the bed.”

“hoe out the house” for “spring cleaning.”

the verb “to fuck off”

“that’s hotter than two stray cats fucking in a wool sock.”

“In my grandpa’s day, we would have kept someone like you in the attic.”

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I love the fact that the Facebook hivemind can be used to share personal experiences and resources. Sometimes I ask a question because I don’t know the answer, want to hear what my community has to say and lately I have been receiving requests from friends asking me to request very specific resources. The responses are generally useful but they get lost in the traffic of facebook so I thought they would be worth saving.

So this post is part of a series, Answers from the hivemind

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